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Welcome To My Home...
June 2, 2005Rated PG I was at the thrift store the other day and picked up a cool Mr. Incredible talking action figure for just a couple bucks. He stands fully a foot tall, and best of all, he can talk, firing off superhero catchphrases in a voice that perfectly emulates the inflection and speech patterns of someone who sounds nothing like Mr. Incredible. It's great; just press the logo on his belt buckle, and Mr. Incredible will physically open his mouth and exclaim one of several inspiring catchphrases such as, "I am Mr. Incredible!", "It's showtime!", "Yeah, baby!", "This is going to get hot!", and a number of other phrases that Mr. Incredible really shouldn't be saying in response to someone pressing on his crotch. I don't know why someone would get rid of it. ![]()
June 2, 2005Even More Random Than Usual Art. I'm hoping to scan in massive amounts of fresh art for your viewing pleasure, so keep watching the art sections. I've already got a few new things up, with more to come. Ship of Fools. I was using Google to check out sites that link to Fun 'n Folly, which lead me to this great reference for one of the biblical wig and beard sets. Be sure also to check out some of their other awesome product reviews there for faith-based toys and gadgets, such as the Baby Jesus Paddleball ("Children just love learning more about their faith as they smack that rubber ball, time and time again, into the smiling faces of the Holy Family") or The Full Armor of God Playset ("At only $25.99, this is a small price to pay for teaching your child about the Bible and armed combat at the same time"). Basic Fun. Don't ever buy anything produced by Basic Fun. My Mr. Incredible keychain lasted about three weeks before falling apart. The low standards with which the fine folks at Basic Fun assemble their products is appalling and insulting to me as a customer, and they didn't even care enough to respond to my email in which I told them so. To my credit, I didn't use either the words "appalling" or "insulting" in my stunted correspondence with them. Nothing. I assure you that I haven't been keeping a secret blog where I now post my most intimate humorous anecdotes. But if such a blog did exist, I wouldn't call it "Squid Blotter." That's stupid. Myst V. It looks atrocious. I'm not even going to link to it in order to keep that filth off my page. I don't know why nobody else cares (or even notices) that the game series that was once known for delivering the most stunningly detailed, realistic, and immersive worlds is now putting out crap that looks worse than stuff released eight years ago. ![]() |
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